Update: And there’s SPAM!

Update: OMFG I really don’t know how this works do I? I’ve now discovered my SPAM comments!!!

Not gonna rant (a rarity from me, I know), but I’d like to bestow some awards.

Comment most likely to fool me (for two seconds) that it’s about my post, primarily due to ego stroking:

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… aka “do you want some real cheap Nikes bro?”

Runner up:

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… from ‘SexDate’.

Least likely to fool me that it’s about my post, or even anything resembling a human:

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… Other interpretations welcome in the comments!

Runner up:

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aka:

Through to the her day
Electric contemplating
Energy over

Also licked enough
To pee on me gathered round
And figured back us

Owner another
Natya necessarily
Slave, Donna, only

The caring feel for
The slide down, panties tasor
[Website] first of all.

The key is to choose
For Playboy, last bruised against
Her on next moment.

I was about to apologise for digressing back into Haiku, but strike me down I think I’ve struck gold!

If you haven’t seen Google Poetics then you don’t know that there’s poetry in everyday life, and most especially in the darkest recesses of the human and/or spambot brain. Therefore, let there be Spam Poetics! Copyright Copyright Copyright! Ahh fukkit you’ve probably stolen it already.

Tearful update: There are no new ideas.

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4 thoughts on “Update: And there’s SPAM!

  1. laurenmchambers

    Yeah, we get millions of hilarious spam comments on our work blog. It took me some time to convince others they were actually spam and not ‘nice’ comments.

    Reply
  2. ruleofstupid

    One of my favourites was:

    of course like your web-site but you need to take a look at the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to inform the reality then again I will surely come again again.

    Bless the lonely spam. If you want to know about the secret life of SPAM, you could read this!

    Reply
    1. shapelle Post author

      Ouch that one would dint my ego and have me rifling back through the post for errors before I read the whole thing and realised it was spam!

      Reply

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